Stories by Errant Jane

Title: Five Times Tony Hugged Steve and One Time Steve Hugged Tony (With His Penis)
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Word Count: 2100
Rating: R
Summary: aggybird said, "but seriously, just write 5 times Tony hugged Steve and one time Steve hugged Tony, okay? Hugged him with his penis." I aim to please.

Notes: I have a lot of Avengers feelings. Then there's this. Thanks to neros_violin for the speedy beta. Remaining mistakes are mine, etc. etc.

( Five Times Tony Hugged Steve and One Time Steve Hugged Tony (With His Penis) )

Title: The Incredibly True Adventures of Padapan & Acklebell
Artist: maichan808
Author: elizah_jane
Movie Prompt: Hook
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 11,300

Summary: Jared's whole world is turned upside-down when he wakes up to discover his beloved dogs have been taken by Captain Misha C. Hook in an attempt to get Jared back to Neverland. The problem is, Jared doesn't remember Neverland, or the fairy who shows up to take him back there. He doesn't remember the Lost Boys, or that he was once known as the PadaPan. In order to return home, Jared has to get his memories back, battle some pirates, rescue his dogs, and find a way to make things right with those he left behind.











This started out as something of a joke to amuse rhythmsextion, who wanted fairy!Jensen. Then she said, "So you're writing this, right?" and I said, "Yes, I suppose I am."* Unfortunately, real life got in the way before I could get too far into the tale. Fairy!Jensen languished on my harddrive, the outlook for its completion bleak.

Then, while scrolling through my friendslist one day, I saw maichan808 link to the spn_cinema challenge, and pounced quite flailingly upon her sent her a polite inquiry to see if she'd be interested in a collaboration. She said yes, thus providing me with the impetus to finish the story.

tl;dr version: I started this story as a shameless excuse to write fairy!Jensen and finished it as a shameless bid for amazing art. In these aims, if nothing else, I feel as though I have been successful.

* This is the genesis for a surprising number of my stories, actually.



♥ rhythmsextion, who not only provided the initial inspiration for this story, but plotted it out with me over numerous emails, and pulled hand-holding and beta duty for it as well. I don't think I'd ever get anything done without her.

♥ elizardbits, for being a most excellent beta, and correcting my homophone mistakes with little-to-no mockery. Also, for being rad in everyday life, which has nothing to do with my story, I just appreciate it in general.

♥ maichan808, for ALL THE THINGS! For being so awesome and fun to work with, for doing such a thorough beta job, for helping me with all the formatting and coding, for creating a lovely PDF. Also, obviously, for doing such incredible artwork. *____* It has been killing me not to be able to share!

Title: Can You Believe It?
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word Count: 885
Rating: PG
Summary: That one Taylor Swift song always makes Jared a little wibbly. Especially when he's drunk.

Notes: Written for silverbullets, cordelia_gray's prompt Take a sad song and make it better. I wanted to do something more substantial, but the big bang deadline made this a bit of a crunch, so what I have is ridiculous fluff. Title taken from Taylor Swift's Mine.

( Can You Believe It? )

Title: Never Miss a Play
Pairing: Jensen/JDM
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1870
Summary: Jensen hates these parties. Luckily, Jeff shows up to entertain him.

Notes: Written for salt_burn_porn, from earthquakedream's prompt: everybody here wants you. Title taken from the song Everybody Wants You (the one they play on the CW promos, because I had it stuck in my head the entire time I was writing this). Thanks to missyjack and dr_ducktator for their on-the-spot betas.

( Never Miss a Play )

Title: By the Fire
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Jensen/Jeff
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 1880
Summary: Jensen's a little stressed about having everyone visiting for Christmas. Jeff helps him relax.

Notes: This was written for insmallpackages, from the prompt, PWP, Jensen/Jeff, "sweetheart". It's sort of a follow-up to this story, which I wrote to fill the prompt originally, before I realized "PWP" probably meant porn. /o\ Thank you to missyjack for the awesome and speedy beta!

( By the Fire )

Title: The Best Thing About Christmas Morning
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 450
Summary: Christmas has always been Jared's favorite.

( The Best Thing About Christmas Morning )